EOTSP

The Empire of the Sassy People, now the United African Republic and also known as the Union of Sassy Peoples is a theocratic fascist dictatorship that at its height, controlled land on 3 continents. They once were a mighty military power, and the first to create long-range electric weaponry. They also led the mighty crusader knights in the great tiktok crusades.

Its capital is Abuja.

Things to keep in mind when going there:
 * DON'T GO THERE

Culture
They don't really have a culture. They like ramen though.

Military
The Sassy Military was always based on a caste system. Soldiers would get little to no pay. Often soldiers were untrained prescripts, although, during the crusades, the EOTSP had a brutal but effective training system to train the "Knights of Tiktok."