Elwoodjakelandia

Elwoodjakelandia, also known as the Holy Roman Empire and often just called Germany due to its ridiculous name, is a Catummist Republic in central Europe. It has a unique culture and makes high-quality Volkswagons. They are known for several landmarks, including the Geometrie Strich Würfel. Their leader is Batobus Mailman, and the people there are not very nice.

Its capital is Berlin.

If you want to travel there, here are some things to take note of:
 * Do not mention the Austrian Painter.
 * Do not disrespect cats.
 * Do not be a corporate American. (no capitalist)
 * DONT START A CIVIL WAR
 * Don't steal, obviously.

Government
The Natobus Government is based around the principles of Catummism.

Culture
Natobus culture is unique but revolves around cats like Rokulandia. The country is mainly Meowist but contains lots of Christianity, mainly Sassyism and Catholic.

Military
Natobus, while a young country, has been able to support a modest military, which has stood its ground on the world stage, being modernized and powerful. They have survived many conflicts with minimal casualties due to the elite German soldiers. They back up their ground forces with what could be the best tank to date, the Panzercatt 69. The Natobus has invested in energy shielding and automated defence systems, such as sentry guns. This, combined with mountains makes Germany almost impossible to invade, so don't invade them unless you have soldiers to spare.