The Adoption Center

The Adoption Center is the greatest god damn nation on the planet a nation in the pacific that occupies Fiji and Western Polynesia. The Adoption Center is an extremely powerful regional power, not because of it's 100K army, but due to its Bizz Nukes.It is looked down on by other nations due to its extreme laws, almost anarchist culture. In the Adoption Center, public reproduction is a common thing, and they have also polluted the waters of Fiji. However, the government of the Adoption Center has recently passed reforms to clean the water so they can sell that good ol' Fiji Water. (If you are planning to travel here, know that anyone over the age of 18 is not permitted to stay.

Its capital is New Kathmandu.

Culture
Much of the Orphan culture revolves around the Obamaprism, a massive triangular prism with Barak Obama's face printed on it. This thing provides food and water through unholy methods that even they cannot comprehend. Only the leader of the nation, Sasha Ortiz, knows how it works. Ask him!

Common foods of the Adoption Center include Dorito "Salad," Toilet Soup, and Pasta. (the pasta is fabricated from human feces)

Please keep notes of these things if you want to travel there.
 * People over 18 yrs old are not permitted to permanently stay.
 * The country is extremely racist.
 * Expect to see things that I cannot put here because... well, it's dirty.
 * If you commit a serious crime or try to stay if over 18 yrs of age, then you will face cock and ball torture.
 * DO NOT TOUCH AN OBAMAPRISM. THEY ARE VERY DEADLY.
 * Citizens are permitted to immediately leave after they have reached the age of 18. They are sent out to other countries or blasted into the moon.

Government
The Adoption Center is a de facto communist dictatorship, operating under the ridiculous yet somehow useful Nepalese Incognito Code, which is nearly impossible to implement in most modern systems. However, with the anarchy of the Adopt Me, it works?!

Economy
The economy of the Adoption Center revolves around selling Fiji Water, PP-69 Missiles, and some other stuff that is not safe for work.

Military
The Orphan Military has 10000000000000000000000 troops and uses old Nicotinian T-21s and Raphaelesque made AC-130s. Their navy, however, is up to date, and uses homemade ships, for example, the NN Incognito. They dominate their neighbors with a terrifying Biochemical weapon, that uses state of the art tech, the Jizz Nuke.